This is quite possibly my favorite entry of all time. It could have just been the title that I liked…but I think it also reminds me of the craziness that life with two toddlers was, and how much I loved it. Every age has been the best age with our kids, but this little moment holds a special place in my heart.
The Sorry Game,
(Based On, But Not Limited To, Actual Events)
Chaos (henceforth to be referred to as Player One) asks to play a game. Thora (Player Two) agrees because Sorry seems simple enough, and even if the rules aren’t followed to the nth degree, Player One will at least get some counting practice. Mayhem (Player Three) dumps the board and all game pieces onto the floor. Pandemonium ensues.
Player Two picks up the cards and all visible pieces while Player One wails about the injustice of it all. Player Three puts the blue pieces (I can’t spell pieces—they will now be referred to as Men) into her mouth. All four of them. At once.
Player One and Player Two distribute men about the board. Player Two puts green men on the green start and yellow men on the yellow start. Player One puts red men on the blue home and distributes blue men equally to all four home bases. Player Three stands in the box the game belongs in.
Player Two shows Player One how to take the top card and move men the corresponding number of spaces. Player One draws a 12 and Player Two helps him count to 12 as they carefully move the little green man. Player Two draws a two, and moves a blue man two spaces. Player Three takes the top half of the deck of cards and drops them back onto the table. Pandemonium ensues.
Player One draws a seven and moves a green man 8 spaces while counting to seven. Player Two decides to let the discrepancy slide since he did count correctly. Player Two gets a one and moves a blue man out. Player Three decides to change her pants and comes out of her room wearing green shorts with both legs out one opening.
Player One gets a 10 and moves one green man 4 spaces, one red man 5 spaces, and a yellow man backwards 3 spaces. Player Two realizes that Player One and Player Three need to be in the bath tub in five minutes and picks up 10 cards, exclaiming, “Look! A three! Can you help me count?” Player Three takes off her pants (she changed again during Player One’s turn) and puts a megablock on the game board.
Player One draws a three and moves a yellow man across the board to home base. Player Two takes all but two cards and moves a blue man one space. The phone rings, and Player Two talks to Court’s mom for a few minutes. Player One and Player Three use this opportunity to see who can jump from the coffee table to the couch. Pandemonium ensues. Player Two just doesn’t care anymore. There are only 44 minutes left until bedtime.
Player One draws a seven and moves three or four pieces the combined total of 27 spaces. Player Two draws the last card, which is a Sorry! card. “Look, it’s a Sorry! card, Chaos! You win! Yay!” Player One does a little victory dance while Player Two stacks the cards and Player Three attempts to put a skirt over her head.