Mayhem: I saw a dress you might like, Mommy. But it was skinnier than you.
Thora: Well, it was nice of you to think of me.
Mayhem: It was taller than you, too. You’re really not that tall.
Thora: Any other compliments you’d like to pay me?
Mayhem (looks me up and down, finally says): Your shoes and your shirt match!